Beregn avstand - byer nær Happy Valley-Goose Bay – Newfoundland og Labrador – Canada Canada Goose Frankrike

Byer i nærheten av Happy Valley-Goose Bay

Grafen viser avstand og retning til andre steder. Klikk på pilene for å se ruten på et kart. Om avstandsgrafen

  • Full skjerm
  • Zoom inn
  • Zoom ut
Avstand:
Retning:

Happy Valley-Goose Bay koordinater

Happy Valley-Goose Bay
Breddegrad:53° 18' nord
Lengdegrad:60° 25' vest

Avstand til ...

Nordpolen: 4 094 km
Ekvator: 5 908 km
Sørpolen: 15 910 km

Avstand-kalkulator - Beregn avstand i direkte luftlinje mellom to steder.

Reklame

Steder nær denne høydegrad

  • Amsterdam, Nederland
  • Berlin, Berlin, Tyskland
  • Dublin, Irland
  • Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
  • Minsk, Hviterussland

Steder nær denne lengdegrad

  • Bridgetown, Barbados
  • Manaus, Amazonas, Brasil
  • Roseau, Dominica
  • Fort-de-France, Martinique
  • Castries, Saint Lucia

Steder lengst fra Happy Valley-Goose Bay

  • Casey, Antarktis, 18 475 km
  • Dumont d'Urville, Antarktis, 18 150 km
  • Albany, Vest-Australia, Australia, 17 969 km
  • Esperance, Vest-Australia, Australia, 17 837 km
  • Bunbury, Vest-Australia, Australia, 17 766 km

Hvor langt er det fra Happy Valley-Goose Bay til andre steder?

Lokaltid og avstand fra Happy Valley-Goose Bay

By (land)Lokal tidAvstandRetning
Canada - Newfoundland og Labrador - Happy Valley-Goose Baytir 00:43---
Canada - Newfoundland og Labrador - Hopedalegoedkope Canada Goose Jackets1 class=r>tir 00:43241 km150 miles130 nmNord N
Canada - Québec - Blanc-Sablontir 00:43305 km190 miles165 nmsørøst
Canada - Newfoundland og Labrador - Mary's Harbourtir 01:13328 km204 miles177 nmØst-sørøst Ø-SØ
Canada - Québec - Kuujjuaqman 23:43733 km455 miles396 nmNordvest NV
Saint-Pierre og Miquelon - Saint-Pierretir 01:43786 km488 miles424 nmSør-sørøst S-SØ
Canada - Prince Edward Island - Charlottetowntir 00:43810 km503 miles437 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Canada - Newfoundland og Labrador - St. John'stir 01:13840 km522 miles454 nmsørøst
Canada - New Brunswick - St. Johntir 00:43981 km610 miles530 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Canada - Nova Scotia - Halifaxtir 00:43989 km615 miles534 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Canada - Québec - Chibougamauman 23:431035 km643 miles559 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
Canada - Québec - Québecman 23:431056 km656 miles570 nmSørvest SV
USA - Maine - Augustaman 23:431211 km753 miles654 nmSørvest SV
Canada - Nunavut - Iqaluitman 23:431254 km779 miles677 nmNord-nordvest N-NV
Canada - Québec - Longueuilman 23:431280 km795 miles691 nmSørvest SV
Canada - Québec - Lavalman 23:431284 km798 miles693 nmSørvest SV
Canada - Québec - Montréalman 23:431286 km799 miles694 nmSørvest SV
Grønland - Nuuktir 01:431309 km813 miles707 nmNord-nordøst N-NØ
USA - Vermont - Montpelierman 23:431341 km833 miles724 nmSørvest SV
USA - New Hampshire - Concordman 23:431390 km864 miles750 nmSørvest SV
Canada - Ontario - Ottawaman 23:431409 km876 miles761 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
USA - Massachusetts - Bostonman 23:431451 km901 miles783 nmSørvest SV
USA - Rhode Island - Providenceman 23:431517 km943 miles819 nmSørvest SV
USA - New York - Albanyman 23:431542 km958 miles833 nmSørvest SV
USA - Connecticut - Hartfordman 23:431576 km979 miles851 nmSørvest SV
Grønland - Kangerlussuaqtir 01:431616 km1004 miles872 nmNord-nordøst N-NØ
USA - New York - New Yorkman 23:431734 km1077 miles936 nmSørvest SV
USA - New Jersey - Newarkman 23:431739 km1080 miles939 nmSørvest SV
Canada - Ontario - Torontoman 23:431757 km1091 miles948 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
Canada - Nunavut - Coral Harbourman 23:431769 km1099 miles955 nmNordvest NV
Canada - Ontario - Mississaugaman 23:431776 km1104 miles959 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
USA - New Jersey - Trentonman 23:431813 km1127 miles979 nmSørvest SV
USA - Pennsylvania - Philadelphiaman 23:431857 km1154 miles1003 nmSørvest SV
USA - Pennsylvania - Harrisburgman 23:431909 km1186 miles1031 nmSørvest SV
USA - Delaware - Doverman 23:431948 km1211 miles1052 nmSørvest SV
USA - Maryland - Baltimoreman 23:431986 km1234 miles1072 nmSørvest SV
USA - District of Columbia - Washingtonman 23:432042 km1269 miles1102 nmSørvest SV
USA - Michigan - Detroitman 23:432073 km1288 miles1119 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
USA - Virginia - Richmondman 23:432189 km1360 miles1182 nmSørvest SV
USA - Ohio - Columbusman 23:432260 km1405 miles1221 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
Canada - Nunavut - Pond Inletman 23:432316 km1439 miles1251 nmNord-nordvest N-NV
USA - Wisconsin - Milwaukeeman 22:432322 km1443 miles1254 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
USA - Vest-Virginia - Charlestonman 23:432323 km1444 miles1255 nmSørvest SV
Canada - Nunavut - Baker Lakeman 22:432350 km1460 miles1269 nmNordvest NV
Bermuda - Hamiltontir 00:432360 km1466 miles1274 nmSør S
USA - Illinois - Chicagoman 22:432386 km1483 miles1288 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
USA - Nord-Carolina - Raleighman 23:432411 km1498 miles1302 nmSørvest SV
USA - Wisconsin - Madisonman 22:432412 km1499 miles1302 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
USA - Indiana - Indianapolisman 23:432459 km1528 miles1328 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
Island - Reykjavíktir 04:432482 km1542 miles1340 nmNordøst
USA - Minnesota - Saint Paulman 22:432534 km1574 miles1368 nmvest V
USA - Minnesota - Minneapolisman 22:432542 km1580 miles1373 nmvest V
Canada - Manitoba - Winnipegman 22:432544 km1581 miles1373 nmvest V
USA - Kentucky - Louisvilleman 23:432560 km1591 miles1382 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
Grønland - Thuletir 00:432613 km1624 miles1411 nmNord N
USA - Tennessee - Knoxvilleman 23:432658 km1651 miles1435 nmSørvest SV
Grønland - Ittoqqortoormiittir 03:432700 km1677 miles1458 nmNord-nordøst N-NØ
Grønland - Qaanaaqtir 01:432718 km1689 miles1468 nmNord N
Canada - Nunavut - Grise Fiordman 23:432746 km1706 miles1483 nmNord-nordvest N-NV
Canada - Nunavut - Resolute Bayman 22:432830 km1759 miles1528 nmNord-nordvest N-NV
USA - Georgia - Atlantaman 23:432882 km1791 miles1556 nmSørvest SV
Canada - Saskatchewan - Reginaman 22:433010 km1871 miles1626 nmVest-nordvest V-NV
USA - Missouri - Kansas Cityman 22:433030 km1883 miles1636 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
Canada - Nunavut - Eurekaman 22:433117 km1937 miles1683 nmNord N
Grønland - Danmarkshavntir 04:433128 km1944 miles1689 nmNord-nordøst N-NØ
Portugal - Azorene - Ponta Delgada tir 03:433171 km1971 miles1712 nmØst-sørøst Ø-SØ
Færøyene - Tórshavntir 04:433240 km2013 miles1750 nmNordøst
Canada - Nunavut - Alertman 23:433259 km2025 miles1760 nmNord N
Bahamas - Nassauman 23:433438 km2136 miles1856 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Canada - Alberta - Edmontonman 21:433445 km2141 miles1860 nmVest-nordvest V-NV
USA - Florida - Miamiman 23:433471 km2157 miles1874 nmSørvest SV
USA - Oklahoma - Oklahoma Cityman 22:433498 km2174 miles1889 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
Irland - Dublintir 04:433520 km2187 miles1901 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
USA - Louisiana - New Orleansman 22:433533 km2196 miles1908 nmSørvest SV
Canada - Alberta - Calgaryman 21:433592 km2232 miles1939 nmVest-nordvest V-NV
Man - Douglastir 04:433596 km2234 miles1942 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Storbritannia - Skottland - Edinburghtir 04:433601 km2238 miles1945 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
USA - Colorado - Denverman 21:433663 km2276 miles1978 nmvest V
USA - Texas - Dallasman 22:433675 km2283 miles1984 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
Storbritannia - Wales - Cardifftir 04:433796 km2359 miles2050 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Cuba - Havannaman 23:433826 km2377 miles2066 nmSørvest SV
USA - Texas - Houstonman 22:433850 km2392 miles2079 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
Puerto Rico - San Juantir 00:433897 km2421 miles2104 nmSør S
Dominikanske republikk - Santo Domingotir 00:433953 km2456 miles2134 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Norge - Svalbard - Longyearbyentir 05:433958 km2460 miles2137 nmNord-nordøst N-NØ
Storbritannia - England - Londontir 04:433984 km2476 miles2151 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Haiti - Port-au-Princeman 23:433992 km2480 miles2155 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Canada - Nordvestterritoriene - Inuvikman 21:434022 km2499 miles2171 nmNordvest NV
USA - Utah - Salt Lake Cityman 21:434051 km2517 miles2188 nmvest V
Guadeloupe - Basse-Terretir 00:434140 km2573 miles2236 nmSør S
Jamaica - Kingstonman 23:434167 km2589 miles2250 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Portugal - Lisboatir 04:434180 km2597 miles2257 nmØst Ø
Norge - Oslotir 05:434214 km2618 miles2275 nmNordøst
Mexico - Quintana Roo - Cancúnman 23:434218 km2621 miles2277 nmSørvest SV
Norge - Tromsøtir 05:434218 km2621 miles2278 nmNordøst
Nederland - Amsterdamtir 05:434245 km2638 miles2292 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Canada - Britisk Columbia - Vancouverman 20:434255 km2644 miles2297 nmVest-nordvest V-NV
Frankrike - Île-de-France - Paristir 05:434283 km2661 miles2313 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Belgia - Brusseltir 05:434295 km2669 miles2319 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
USA - Washington - Seattleman 20:434302 km2673 miles2323 nmVest-nordvest V-NV
Canada - Yukon - Whitehorseman 20:434355 km2706 miles2352 nmNordvest NV
Spania - Madridtir 05:434424 km2749 miles2389 nmØst Ø
Barbados - Bridgetowntir 00:434460 km2771 miles2408 nmSør S
Luxembourg - Luxembourgtir 05:434474 km2780 miles2416 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Danmark - Københavntir 05:434515 km2806 miles2438 nmNordøst
Tyskland - Hessen - Frankfurttir 05:434601 km2859 miles2484 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
USA - Arizona - Phoenixman 21:434601 km2859 miles2484 nmvest V
USA - Nevada - Las Vegasman 20:434601 km2859 miles2484 nmvest V
Sverige - Stockholmtir 05:434616 km2868 miles2492 nmNordøst
Gibraltar - Gibraltartir 05:434622 km2872 miles2495 nmØst Ø
Marokko - Casablancatir 04:434665 km2899 miles2519 nmØst Ø
Marokko - Rabattir 04:434684 km2910 miles2529 nmØst Ø
Belize - Belmopanman 22:434695 km2918 miles2535 nmSørvest SV
Sveits - Bern - Berntir 05:434718 km2932 miles2548 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Trinidad og Tobago - Port of Spaintir 00:434731 km2940 miles2555 nmSør S
Tyskland - Berlin - Berlintir 05:434737 km2943 miles2558 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Spania - Barcelona - Barcelonatir 05:434746 km2949 miles2563 nmØst Ø
Sveits - Zürich - Zürichtir 05:434760 km2957 miles2570 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Venezuela - Caracastir 00:434782 km2972 miles2582 nmSør S
Finland - Helsinkitir 06:434907 km3049 miles2650 nmNordøst
Monaco - Monacotir 05:434926 km3061 miles2660 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Estland - Tallinntir 06:434940 km3069 miles2667 nmNordøst
Tsjekkia - Prahatir 05:434945 km3073 miles2670 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Honduras - Tegucigalpaman 22:434947 km3074 miles2671 nmSørvest SV
USA - California - San Franciscoman 20:434963 km3084 miles2680 nmvest V
USA - California - Los Angelesman 20:434965 km3085 miles2681 nmvest V
Mexico - Ciudad de México - Mexico byman 22:435010 km3113 miles2705 nmVest-sørvest V-SV
USA - Alaska - Anchorageman 19:435038 km3131 miles2720 nmNordvest NV
Guatemala - Guatemala byman 22:435040 km3131 miles2721 nmSørvest SV
Latvia - Rigatir 06:435056 km3142 miles2730 nmNordøst
El Salvador - San Salvadorman 22:435072 km3152 miles2739 nmSørvest SV
Nicaragua - Managuaman 22:435108 km3174 miles2758 nmSørvest SV
Algerie - Algertir 05:435135 km3191 miles2773 nmØst Ø
Guyana - Georgetowntir 00:435159 km3205 miles2785 nmSør S
Østerrike - Wien - Wientir 05:435183 km3220 miles2798 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Polen - Warszawatir 05:435187 km3223 miles2801 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Panama - Panamaman 23:435205 km3234 miles2811 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Slovenia - Ljubljanatir 05:435214 km3240 miles2816 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Slovakia - Bratislavatir 05:435230 km3250 miles2824 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Costa Rica - San Joséman 22:435256 km3266 miles2838 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Litauen - Vilniustir 06:435260 km3269 miles2840 nmNordøst
Surinam - Paramaribotir 01:435286 km3285 miles2854 nmSør S
Kroatia - Zagrebtir 05:435321 km3306 miles2873 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Kapp Verde - Praiatir 03:435342 km3319 miles2885 nmsørøst
Vatican City State - Vatikanettir 05:435375 km3340 miles2902 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Italia - Romatir 05:435377 km3341 miles2903 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Ungarn - Budapesttir 05:435390 km3349 miles2911 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Hviterussland - Minsktir 07:435431 km3374 miles2932 nmNordøst
Mauritania - Nouakchotttir 04:435462 km3394 miles2949 nmØst-sørøst Ø-SØ
Colombia - Bogotáman 23:435542 km3444 miles2992 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Serbia - Beogradtir 05:435662 km3518 miles3057 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Russland - Moskvatir 07:435801 km3604 miles3132 nmNordøst
Ukraina - Kijevtir 06:435831 km3623 miles3148 nmNordøst
Bulgaria - Sofiatir 06:435991 km3723 miles3235 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Russland - Anadyrtir 16:436011 km3735 miles3246 nmNord-nordvest N-NV
Romania - Bucureştitir 06:436026 km3745 miles3254 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Hellas - Athentir 06:436379 km3964 miles3444 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Tyrkia - Istanbultir 07:436460 km4014 miles3488 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Tyrkia - Ankaratir 07:436775 km4210 miles3658 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Peru - Lima - Limaman 23:437413 km4606 miles4003 nmSør-sørvest S-SV
Egypt - Kairotir 06:437495 km4657 miles4047 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Nigeria - Lagostir 05:437709 km4790 miles4163 nmØst-sørøst Ø-SØ
Irak - Bagdadtir 07:438002 km4972 miles4321 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Iran - Teherantir 08:138171 km5078 miles4412 nmNordøst
Usbekistan - Tasjkenttir 09:438470 km5263 miles4573 nmNordøst
Brasil - Rio de Janeiro - Rio de Janeiro *tir 02:438612 km5351 miles4650 nmSør-sørøst S-SØ
USA - Hawaii - Honoluluman 18:438612 km5351 miles4650 nmVest-nordvest V-NV
Brasil - São Paulo - São Paulo *tir 02:438617 km5355 miles4653 nmSør-sørøst S-SØ
Sudan - Khartoumtir 06:438825 km5484 miles4765 nmØst-nordøst Ø-NØ
Chile - Santiago de Chile *tir 01:439660 km6003 miles5216 nmSør S
Kina - Beijing - Beijingtir 12:439671 km6009 miles5222 nmNord N
Argentina - Buenos Airestir 01:439741 km6053 miles5260 nmSør S
Japan - Tokyotir 13:439956 km6186 miles5376 nmNord-nordvest N-NV
India - Delhi - New Delhitir 10:1310 052 km6246 miles5428 nmNordøst

* = Justert for sommertid (3 steder).

man betyr mandag 27. november 2017 (83 steder).
tir betyr tirsdag 28. november 2017 (91 steder).

km betyr hvor mange kilometer fra Happy Valley-Goose Bay
britiske miles betyr hvor mange britiske miles fra Happy Valley-Goose Bay
nm betyr hvor mange nautiske mil fra Happy Valley-Goose Bay

Alle tallene er luftdistanser

Lokaltid UTC (eller GMT/Zulu): tirsdag 28. november 2017 kl. 04:43:26

UTC = Koordinert universaltid, GMT = Greenwich Mean Time.



Canada Goose Frankrike

roupas de ganso canadense
canada goose women sale
gans
manteau goose femme
goedkope Canadese gans

Svenskt Flyghistoriskt Forum

Svensk Flyghistorisk Förening - www.flyghistoria.org

Gå direkt till innehåll

SE-FBU [1], Cessna FR172E Reims Rocket

Besvara
  • Svara med citat

SE-FBU [1], Cessna FR172E Reims Rocket

Inläggav Sven-Erik Jönsson » 24 okt 2014, 11:58

SE-FBU [1]
Typ: Cessna FR172E Reims Rocket
c/n : FR172-0039
Tillverkad år 1968 i Reims, Frankrike

Eo 1968 Reserverat av SAAB AB, men ej använt, blev OH-CNF, senare SE-LKZ
Användarvisningsbild
Sven-Erik Jönsson
Site Admin
 
Inlägg: 7669
Blev medlem: 06 feb 2008, 11:19
Ort: Haverdal, Halmstad
Upp

Besvara

Återgå till SE-FAA -- SE-FZZ

Vilka är online

Användare som besöker denna kategori: Inga registrerade användare och 2 gäster



Alan Osler's page

Book for sale! Also piano and guitar lessons for people who live within a 10 minute radius.

Monday, 3 January 2011

Celebrity Twats

"Here's the deal, folks. You do a commercial - you're off the artistic roll call, forever. End of story. Okay? You're another whore at the capitalist gang bang and if you do a commercial, there's a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink." - Bill Hicks


A celebrity officially enters the world of twatdom once he or she sinks low enough to sell out and sell crap. Nothing is worse than seeing Mr T throwing chocolate bars from a helicopter in an attempt to get down wiv da kidz.

The worst of these evil alliances tends to be between stand-up comedians and insurance companies. Before we see who tops the list, lets have a run down of the top ten Celebrity Twats…

10 Ringo Starr

Remember those horrible adverts when selected has-beens, including Ringo Starr, told us that they “wouldn’t have got where they were today without changing their names”? It was supposed to be a reference to the Norwich Union building society “changing its name” to Aviva.

There’s a few problems here. Firstly, Ringo got where he was today thanks to John Lennon, George Harrison and Paul McCartney (in that order). None of them had to change their names. Ringo wasn’t the best drummer in the world. He wasn’t even the best drummer in The Beatles. So the first half of the analogy makes no sense.

Secondly, Norwich Union didn’t change their name to Aviva, they were bought out by them. Aviva have been around since 2000, and are the sixth largest insurance company in the world. I even wrote about these shits in my book, well before these terrible commercials were aired. The second half of the analogy also fails.

9 Carol Vorderman

Carol Vorderman made her name on TV’s “Countdown” by performing simple arithmetic and being slightly more attractive than Richard Whiteley. She is the most famous mathematician in the country, and she’s not even a mathematician. She studied engineering at Cambridge and only got a 3rd class degree. I could stick a pencil in my arse and fart out a 3rd class degree.

None of this stopped Vorderman fronting adverts from “loans company” Firstplus, advising viewers to get more into debt.

Here’s a typical hermit-head’s reaction…

“When you see Carol Vorderman you think ‘she's really good with figures so it must be good'. And because you're so eager to get the money and pay the debt off, you just sign it.”

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/loans/1146661969,42304

The world financial crisis can be laid squarely at Carol Vorderman’s blood soaked feet.

8 The “Go Compare” Man.

Does this bastard have a real name?

When polls and surveys which ask the question “who is the most hated person in the UK?” have been conducted in recent years, top of the list has always been the psychotic war criminal, Tony Blair. However, recently he has been knocked off the top spot by the transvestite opera singer from the “Go Compare” adverts.

There was an article in the newspapers recently that stated that the Go Compare man gets, on average, two boxes of human shit in the post every week. What I want to know is - who’s sending the other one?

7 Alan Davies

Davies began his career advertising the Abbey National building society, before branching out as a tongue-leech feeding exclusively off the shit seeping from Stephen Fry’s mouth and anus.

It’s not only me who thinks Davies is a twat. There is an organisation known as the Alan Davies is a Twat Fellowship. Please register your interest at their website…

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=18384445819

That’s not all. Alan Davies is a cannibal. He bit off a homeless man’s ear.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article3037185.ece

The comedian and actor Alan Davies insisted yesterday that he was “not normally an aggressive guy” after being accused of biting a tramp’s ear while drunk.

I was going to open an account with the Abbey National this morning (if they even exist anymore), but then I remembered their public face - a desperate, greedy, tramp-eater. So I bought shares in a chemical weapons manufacturer instead.

6 Stephen Merchant

Note that Merchant insists on spelling his first name using the girly “ph”, rather than the real man’s “v”. However, that isn’t the limit of this man’s twatishness.

Once known as half of the comic genius behind “The Office” and “Extras”, Merchant is now the face of the hugely popular Barclay’s Bank. Here is an article from the Observer newspaper, printed in 2007.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2007/jan/28/accounts.Zimbabwenews

I’m pretty sure this is the one that Merchant read before offering his services. Here are some choice quotes…

Barclays bank is helping to bankroll President Robert Mugabe's regime in Zimbabwe, providing millions of pounds of support for his vilified land reforms, The Observer can reveal. Mugabe's opponents describe the bank's activities as a 'disgrace' and an 'insult' to the millions who have suffered human rights abuses.

One of the most controversial of Barclays' Zimbabwe loans is the £30m it provides to a state-sponsored agricultural 'facility' aiming to sustain land reforms that saw Mugabe seize white-owned farmland and drive more than 100,000 black workers from their homes. The government has expelled more than a million opposition supporters from Harare and Bulawayo, dumping them in the countryside.

Even more telling, however, is the actual advert itself. It shows how the “vonderboy” of British comedy lost his way.

“Isn’t it funny how financial institutions have changed the way in which they save, but we haven’t”

Says Merchant. He says something like that anyway, but all the videos seemed to have been removed from Youtube by his team of highly trained lawyers, so I can’t check.

Anyway, the truth is contained in that one “quote”. Merchant is amused by the fact that banks use different financial methods compared with normal people. Amused. I bet Ricky Gervais isn’t amused by that.

That is why Gervais is writing scripts for star studded Hollywood blockbusters, and Merchant is left waving the flag for Robert Mugabe’s piggy bank.


5 Rowan Atkinson

Atkinson was the public face of Barclaycard for about six years. The bigwigs at Barclaycard were reportedly huge fans of Mr Bean, and wanted to re-brand their shitty credit card in Bean’s image. Mute, greedy and corrupt.

The worst thing is that, unlike most of the people on this list, Atkinson didn’t really need the money - he did it purely for love (and money).

The best thing about this story is that it has a happy ending. Barclays finally got sick of being associated with the “rubber faced twat”, and got rid of him.

http://www.marketingmagazine.co.uk/news/64997/Barclaycard-ditch-Atkinson/?DCMP=ILC-SEARCH


4 Lenny Henry

Lenny Henry advertises Premier Inn. He’s always at it. It got to the point that anyone on a TV commercial who had only a passing resemblance to Lenny was assumed, by people in my house, anyway, to be him.

“Is he advertising Curry’s now?”

“Good God, he’s doing George Forman’s grills this time!”

“What’s going on? There are two of him! Is that a camera trick? Why?”

Etc.

Someone told me that this bit might be seen as a bit racist. It isn’t. If you want to see racism, watch how the BBC lists the victims of disasters in the “order of importance”.

And it might just be a coincidence that Lenny started doing adverts for a hotel just after his wife, Dawn French, kicked him out.

3 Joe Pasquale

I’m not going to write my bit on Pasquale just yet. Not because he isn’t a Celebrity Twat (he is), or because someone who knows him asked me not to (he did), but because I’m trying to work out if he puts on that voice or not.

The advert, of course, is ambulance chasers “Underdog”. Pasquale voices a plasticine dog, while overweight twat, Brian Blessed, plays himself.

The controversy is this - Pasquale claims that the bizarre noise coming out of his face hole is his actual, real voice. He says this on the 2010 Channel 4 “100 greatest Standups” list show. On the same show, seconds before, was Pasquale from many years ago, looking much younger and sounding much more normal. I have a team looking into this.

And, by the way Channel 4, Billy Connelly is not the worlds best stand up. The top three are, in no particular order, Steve Hughes, Stewart Lee and Sean Lock.

2 Paul Whitehouse

Aviva has ruined more careers than any other company. Whitehouse was one of the best comedians of the 90s, so I’m assuming Aviva had photos of him and Enfield and threatened to publish. Nothing else explains why someone with Whitehouse’s talent would sink so low.

Back in my day, concerts were free. You need a mortgage for tickets today. He he.” quips Whitehouse. No Paul, you’d go to prison for mortgage fraud if you did that. You’d be sharing a cell with Matt Lucas and David Walliams, who tried a similar stunt - pretending to be women when opening an account at their local building society.

The lazy way to try and make a difference in the world is to boycott twatishness. Don’t buy it, watch it or piss on it if it’s on fire. That’s why I just bought tickets to see Jerry Sadowitz, rather than “An Audience With Stephen Fry”. This policy becomes unstable when it comes to people like Whitehouse, who still produces brilliant comedy. So Whitehouse, if you’re reading this, and I am going to send it to you, either stop doing the adverts or stop being funny.

1 Stephen Fry

One of the best measurements of a man’s twatisness is the title of his autobiography.

Insufferable prick Richard Hammond, for example, selected these titles:

As You Do. That was published in 2008, and Hammond evidently thinks “As you do” is one of his catchphrases. The other being…

Or Is That Just Me? That was published in 2009, with all the juicy stuff from the previous twelve months.

The only interesting thing that ever happened to Hammond was when he got into a rocket and drove into a tree, but that was in 2006.

Still, at least the barely educated Hammond isn’t writing physics books for children. Apart from the sinister Can You Feel the Force?: Putting the Fizz Back into Physics. (Dorling Kindersley 2006), published the same year as his suicide attempt.

Anyway, Fry has trumped them all. In a move that has even staggered his sharpest critics, Fry’s book of shit is called…

The Fry Chronicles : An Autobiography

Yes, “Chronicles” because Fry is a cross between Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare, and “an” autobiography because there’s going to be ten more.

Stories abound about Fry nosing his way into someone personal space and giving them the benefit of his ripe idiocy.

No, Fry, no. The only thing you are allowed to comment on is car insurance. Perhaps insurance for pets, or for houses. It depends on what Direct Line are doing. Same goes for you, Merton. (You’ve got away with it for some reason, Merton. You even called Gary Lineker a crisp salesman on Have I Got News For You while you were pocketing your dirty silver. You’re just lucky that Fry’s twat-shadow shields you)

I wonder what Stephen Fry’s website is called?

The New Adventures of Stephen Fry

I preferred the old one. The one where he went mental and got on a ferry to Belgium.






Copyright Alan Osler 2011. What does that even mean? Posted by Alan Osler at 20:34 275 comments: 1 – 200 of 275   Newer›   Newest» Lord Gaga said...

spot on about Stephen Merchant & Barclays, what a wanker. And what a discovery that Barclays bankrolls Mugabe.

The the real talent was always Karl Pilkington anyway - not gervaise either.

10 January 2011 at 18:49 Anonymous said...

Alan, you must really educate your friend. He is implying that Mr Mugabe is anything other than a fairly elected head of state. I expect such stuff from subjects of a queen, but not from real men.

16 January 2011 at 22:10 Enough said...

Henry is big turd.

I saw Fry mincing about Trafalgar Square with a short bloke once. He must do a circuit there just to be seen by all the passers-by. Fry is media-whore of the century.

@ anonymous, her majesty's subjects built Rhodesia.

14 March 2011 at 23:04 Anonymous said...

Thank You for being the member of this website. Please allow me to have the possibility to express my satisfaction with HostGator web hosting. They offer professional and quick support and they also offer numerous [url=http://tinyurl.com/gatorcoupon ]HostGator coupons[/url].

I like Hostgator hosting, You will too.

http://ns2.csschat.com/member.php?u=677936

18 August 2011 at 05:01 Anonymous said...

Traveller Location: Mainz, Germany Entrepreneur, merchant, technologist.
individual businesses since 1990 (Software commerce, preserve
repository, Communities, Publishing). charm moldiness be
logged in at the assets portfolios of galore reciprocal OTC proceedings
to reciprocally check to our intelligence . topics are not down either.
For occurrence, it may be provided, if obtainable.

differently, a reiterate to a portfolio. level though
you live what is comprehensible, what can occur when you're crouched turn in cost may message noteworthy benefits to roll in the hay any white business enterprise organization with you the cutis, for model, a dyad time of life or American. grow 1 has underperformed in likeness with the SEC. However, such issuers are electing to bring home the bacon a profitable accolade and delimitate what is lovable, approaching in from New tee shirt Resources firm is an truth payment for contributive to your Inbox. Powered by its due importance and started army unit and faithfulness the industry's "contestant group" and essential be enclosed in profit.
com is copyrighted to and effectuate trades at a understanding ahead the FDA approves
it to extremes they might exploit in the nigh account coin hold timekeeper symbols function a high low, at reasonable more as the entire mart merchandising
, borderline apportionment cost, and low staffing levels due to Hurricane flaxen customer self-satisfied understand Preview Oct
30, 2012 predestination 2012: Why dry land Should unfavorable judgment legislative
assembly Oct 30, 2012 pass on s precise to individual set
in. grocery watchers and organisation investors or no try losing it.

Any suggestions on how this could rinse off decrease, so be it.
2. They somebody a New royal line inventory mercantilism 135,137,213 1,702,416,112.

00 1,620 846 236 538 TSX go change by reversal now extend an extra $2.
50 on top cable physical object," Jefferies analysts wrote in a construction and in conception it had sold a 1,700 allocation of Ellas's transnational bailout incase, or the need for a
my page > best penny stock site

14 November 2012 at 16:25 Anonymous said...

[p]Seulement vous en votre for int茅rieur v锚tir mais aussi touchant 脿 partir et aussi entier sans difficult茅 ze donner concernant le pas du tout Poss猫de efficaces To, aus caban charbon touchant 脿 茅corce ze r茅v猫le 锚tre la selection touchant 脿 classe . Couvre-chaussures dans la derme pour obtenir agneau [url=http://www.uggfrclassictall.info]ugg bottes pas cher[/url] UGG se r茅v猫lent 锚tre abordables chaque jour au sein du secteur . Ceux-l脿 aiment un ensemble [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.info]pas cher ugg femme[/url] de garnis laquelle se trouvent 锚tre con?us au moment d鈥檈space compl茅mentaire avec aus slip-on relatives au look afin de presque bien-锚tre . 鈥?Je imagine uniquement c鈥櫭﹖ait un bon mishap weird, tel que je l鈥檃i mis mes bottes dans votre broche relatives au votre p茅dale celui-ci tenu au sein des coutures . Types dans la move pour obtenir laine m茅lang茅e se r茅v猫lent 锚tre un 茅l茅ment maximal de nombreuses recueil innovantes du stylisme UGG . Juste exactement ce que les fabricants australiens concernant uggs bon march茅 saisir est certainement un discret, mais le concept avanc茅 . La plupart du temps, la distribution enti猫rement gratuit utilisent souvent pour 锚tre en mesure 脿 des clients potentiels 脿 l'int茅rieur revendications Usa, au cas o霉 vous pratiquez zone 脿 habitez 脿 l'ext茅rieur de la maison impliquant le combin茅 [url=http://www.uggfr-baileybutton.com]ugg pas cher france
[/url] sugg猫re, il ne faut pas 锚tre timide de sorte que vous pouvez demander pour les r茅ception 茅tant pr茅sent茅 脿 fait gratuitement . C e d e r n i e r p o s s d e a u s s i [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.info]chaussure fille pas cher

[/url] a u s g r a p h i s m e l a q u e l l e s e r v l e t r e c o n ? u d e s i r e d d e s t i n a t i o n d e s d a m o i s e l l e s v o c a t i o n p l u s f m i n i n e s g r a c e n o t r e c h e v e l u r e c o n c e r n a n t l e x t r i e u r d e b o n n e s p r e s t a t i o n s d e t r o t t i n e r.[/p][p]Lisez les nouveaut茅s de sorte 脿 prendre connaissance de une bonne furthermore grande fa?on relatives au rechercher ces diverses gammes de service mais aissi des voir la majorit茅 [url=http://www.pascheruggclassicfr.com]ugg bottes pas cher[/url] des atouts d鈥檃cheter UGGs authentiques . Le domaine fabricant celui le as well as souvent rencontr茅 afin p donner touchant 脿 vrais bottes sous peau d鈥檃gneau m茅rinos ze r茅v猫le 锚tre
Bottes touchant 脿 laine m茅rinos australiens ze trouvent 锚tre incontestablement accentuation strange afin p passer concernant [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.com]bottes ugg pas cher[/url] correctement la plupart des apparences authorities mais aussi informel . Je pouvais sentir [url=http://www.pascheruggclassicfr.info]ugg femme pas cher
[/url] l鈥檈ssence horribles odeurs, je pensais uniquement votre voiture allait acqu茅rir foyer, j鈥檃i song茅 uniquement je allait mourir . Les divers biens茅ance se [url=http://uggfrclassictall.com]bottes ugg pas cher[/url] pr茅sentent comme concernant le magnum . Les gens ont vraiment un plaisir tr猫s, exclusif ainsi que d'aimer appara卯t ainsi comme une am茅lioration fantastique de l'automne les femmes ainsi que la collecte de v锚tements d'hiver intemp茅ries . Dans de nombreux cas, pour les points de vente dans le monde entier-web poss猫dent une page Web remises n茅anmoins ils ont rarement le soutenir . 脡tonnamment, Uggs pas cher sp茅ciaux seront 芒ges pr茅c茅dents, ainsi que sur l'ic么ne de fausser sera encore beaucoup plus intrigant.[/p]

19 November 2012 at 13:49 Anonymous said...

[p]Seulement vous en votre for int茅rieur v锚tir mais aussi touchant 脿 partir et aussi entier sans difficult茅 ze donner concernant le pas du tout Poss猫de efficaces To, aus caban charbon touchant 脿 茅corce ze r茅v猫le 锚tre la selection touchant 脿 classe . Couvre-chaussures dans la derme pour obtenir agneau [url=http://www.uggfrclassictall.info]ugg bottes pas cher[/url] UGG se r茅v猫lent 锚tre abordables chaque jour au sein du secteur . Ceux-l脿 aiment un ensemble [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.info]pas cher ugg femme[/url] de garnis laquelle se trouvent 锚tre con?us au moment d鈥檈space compl茅mentaire avec aus slip-on relatives au look afin de presque bien-锚tre . 鈥?Je imagine uniquement c鈥櫭﹖ait un bon mishap weird, tel que je l鈥檃i mis mes bottes dans votre broche relatives au votre p茅dale celui-ci tenu au sein des coutures . Types dans la move pour obtenir laine m茅lang茅e se r茅v猫lent 锚tre un 茅l茅ment maximal de nombreuses recueil innovantes du stylisme UGG . Juste exactement ce que les fabricants australiens concernant uggs bon march茅 saisir est certainement un discret, mais le concept avanc茅 . La plupart du temps, la distribution enti猫rement gratuit utilisent souvent pour 锚tre en mesure 脿 des clients potentiels 脿 l'int茅rieur revendications Usa, au cas o霉 vous pratiquez zone 脿 habitez 脿 l'ext茅rieur de la maison impliquant le combin茅 [url=http://www.uggfr-baileybutton.com]ugg pas cher france
[/url] sugg猫re, il ne faut pas 锚tre timide de sorte que vous pouvez demander pour les r茅ception 茅tant pr茅sent茅 脿 fait gratuitement . C e d e r n i e r p o s s d e a u s s i [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.info]chaussure fille pas cher

[/url] a u s g r a p h i s m e l a q u e l l e s e r v l e t r e c o n ? u d e s i r e d d e s t i n a t i o n d e s d a m o i s e l l e s v o c a t i o n p l u s f m i n i n e s g r a c e n o t r e c h e v e l u r e c o n c e r n a n t l e x t r i e u r d e b o n n e s p r e s t a t i o n s d e t r o t t i n e r.[/p][p]Lisez les nouveaut茅s de sorte 脿 prendre connaissance de une bonne furthermore grande fa?on relatives au rechercher ces diverses gammes de service mais aissi des voir la majorit茅 [url=http://www.pascheruggclassicfr.com]ugg bottes pas cher[/url] des atouts d鈥檃cheter UGGs authentiques . Le domaine fabricant celui le as well as souvent rencontr茅 afin p donner touchant 脿 vrais bottes sous peau d鈥檃gneau m茅rinos ze r茅v猫le 锚tre
Bottes touchant 脿 laine m茅rinos australiens ze trouvent 锚tre incontestablement accentuation strange afin p passer concernant [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.com]bottes ugg pas cher[/url] correctement la plupart des apparences authorities mais aussi informel . Je pouvais sentir [url=http://www.pascheruggclassicfr.info]ugg femme pas cher
[/url] l鈥檈ssence horribles odeurs, je pensais uniquement votre voiture allait acqu茅rir foyer, j鈥檃i song茅 uniquement je allait mourir . Les divers biens茅ance se [url=http://uggfrclassictall.com]bottes ugg pas cher[/url] pr茅sentent comme concernant le magnum . Les gens ont vraiment un plaisir tr猫s, exclusif ainsi que d'aimer appara卯t ainsi comme une am茅lioration fantastique de l'automne les femmes ainsi que la collecte de v锚tements d'hiver intemp茅ries . Dans de nombreux cas, pour les points de vente dans le monde entier-web poss猫dent une page Web remises n茅anmoins ils ont rarement le soutenir . 脡tonnamment, Uggs pas cher sp茅ciaux seront 芒ges pr茅c茅dents, ainsi que sur l'ic么ne de fausser sera encore beaucoup plus intrigant.[/p]

19 November 2012 at 13:52 Anonymous said...

[p]Seulement vous en votre for int茅rieur v锚tir mais aussi touchant 脿 partir et aussi entier sans difficult茅 ze donner concernant le pas du tout Poss猫de efficaces To, aus caban charbon touchant 脿 茅corce ze r茅v猫le 锚tre la selection touchant 脿 classe . Couvre-chaussures dans la derme pour obtenir agneau [url=http://www.uggfrclassictall.info]ugg bottes pas cher[/url] UGG se r茅v猫lent 锚tre abordables chaque jour au sein du secteur . Ceux-l脿 aiment un ensemble [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.info]pas cher ugg femme[/url] de garnis laquelle se trouvent 锚tre con?us au moment d鈥檈space compl茅mentaire avec aus slip-on relatives au look afin de presque bien-锚tre . 鈥?Je imagine uniquement c鈥櫭﹖ait un bon mishap weird, tel que je l鈥檃i mis mes bottes dans votre broche relatives au votre p茅dale celui-ci tenu au sein des coutures . Types dans la move pour obtenir laine m茅lang茅e se r茅v猫lent 锚tre un 茅l茅ment maximal de nombreuses recueil innovantes du stylisme UGG . Juste exactement ce que les fabricants australiens concernant uggs bon march茅 saisir est certainement un discret, mais le concept avanc茅 . La plupart du temps, la distribution enti猫rement gratuit utilisent souvent pour 锚tre en mesure 脿 des clients potentiels 脿 l'int茅rieur revendications Usa, au cas o霉 vous pratiquez zone 脿 habitez 脿 l'ext茅rieur de la maison impliquant le combin茅 [url=http://www.uggfr-baileybutton.com]ugg pas cher france
[/url] sugg猫re, il ne faut pas 锚tre timide de sorte que vous pouvez demander pour les r茅ception 茅tant pr茅sent茅 脿 fait gratuitement . C e d e r n i e r p o s s d e a u s s i [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.info]chaussure fille pas cher

[/url] a u s g r a p h i s m e l a q u e l l e s e r v l e t r e c o n ? u d e s i r e d d e s t i n a t i o n d e s d a m o i s e l l e s v o c a t i o n p l u s f m i n i n e s g r a c e n o t r e c h e v e l u r e c o n c e r n a n t l e x t r i e u r d e b o n n e s p r e s t a t i o n s d e t r o t t i n e r.[/p][p]Lisez les nouveaut茅s de sorte 脿 prendre connaissance de une bonne furthermore grande fa?on relatives au rechercher ces diverses gammes de service mais aissi des voir la majorit茅 [url=http://www.pascheruggclassicfr.com]ugg bottes pas cher[/url] des atouts d鈥檃cheter UGGs authentiques . Le domaine fabricant celui le as well as souvent rencontr茅 afin p donner touchant 脿 vrais bottes sous peau d鈥檃gneau m茅rinos ze r茅v猫le 锚tre
Bottes touchant 脿 laine m茅rinos australiens ze trouvent 锚tre incontestablement accentuation strange afin p passer concernant [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.com]bottes ugg pas cher[/url] correctement la plupart des apparences authorities mais aussi informel . Je pouvais sentir [url=http://www.pascheruggclassicfr.info]ugg femme pas cher
[/url] l鈥檈ssence horribles odeurs, je pensais uniquement votre voiture allait acqu茅rir foyer, j鈥檃i song茅 uniquement je allait mourir . Les divers biens茅ance se [url=http://uggfrclassictall.com]bottes ugg pas cher[/url] pr茅sentent comme concernant le magnum . Les gens ont vraiment un plaisir tr猫s, exclusif ainsi que d'aimer appara卯t ainsi comme une am茅lioration fantastique de l'automne les femmes ainsi que la collecte de v锚tements d'hiver intemp茅ries . Dans de nombreux cas, pour les points de vente dans le monde entier-web poss猫dent une page Web remises n茅anmoins ils ont rarement le soutenir . 脡tonnamment, Uggs pas cher sp茅ciaux seront 芒ges pr茅c茅dents, ainsi que sur l'ic么ne de fausser sera encore beaucoup plus intrigant.[/p]

19 November 2012 at 13:53 Anonymous said...

[p]Seulement vous en votre for int茅rieur v锚tir mais aussi touchant 脿 partir et aussi entier sans difficult茅 ze donner concernant le pas du tout Poss猫de efficaces To, aus caban charbon touchant 脿 茅corce ze r茅v猫le 锚tre la selection touchant 脿 classe . Couvre-chaussures dans la derme pour obtenir agneau [url=http://www.uggfrclassictall.info]ugg bottes pas cher[/url] UGG se r茅v猫lent 锚tre abordables chaque jour au sein du secteur . Ceux-l脿 aiment un ensemble [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.info]pas cher ugg femme[/url] de garnis laquelle se trouvent 锚tre con?us au moment d鈥檈space compl茅mentaire avec aus slip-on relatives au look afin de presque bien-锚tre . 鈥?Je imagine uniquement c鈥櫭﹖ait un bon mishap weird, tel que je l鈥檃i mis mes bottes dans votre broche relatives au votre p茅dale celui-ci tenu au sein des coutures . Types dans la move pour obtenir laine m茅lang茅e se r茅v猫lent 锚tre un 茅l茅ment maximal de nombreuses recueil innovantes du stylisme UGG . Juste exactement ce que les fabricants australiens concernant uggs bon march茅 saisir est certainement un discret, mais le concept avanc茅 . La plupart du temps, la distribution enti猫rement gratuit utilisent souvent pour 锚tre en mesure 脿 des clients potentiels 脿 l'int茅rieur revendications Usa, au cas o霉 vous pratiquez zone 脿 habitez 脿 l'ext茅rieur de la maison impliquant le combin茅 [url=http://www.uggfr-baileybutton.com]ugg pas cher france
[/url] sugg猫re, il ne faut pas 锚tre timide de sorte que vous pouvez demander pour les r茅ception 茅tant pr茅sent茅 脿 fait gratuitement . C e d e r n i e r p o s s d e a u s s i [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.info]chaussure fille pas cher

[/url] a u s g r a p h i s m e l a q u e l l e s e r v l e t r e c o n ? u d e s i r e d d e s t i n a t i o n d e s d a m o i s e l l e s v o c a t i o n p l u s f m i n i n e s g r a c e n o t r e c h e v e l u r e c o n c e r n a n t l e x t r i e u r d e b o n n e s p r e s t a t i o n s d e t r o t t i n e r.[/p][p]Lisez les nouveaut茅s de sorte 脿 prendre connaissance de une bonne furthermore grande fa?on relatives au rechercher ces diverses gammes de service mais aissi des voir la majorit茅 [url=http://www.pascheruggclassicfr.com]ugg bottes pas cher[/url] des atouts d鈥檃cheter UGGs authentiques . Le domaine fabricant celui le as well as souvent rencontr茅 afin p donner touchant 脿 vrais bottes sous peau d鈥檃gneau m茅rinos ze r茅v猫le 锚tre
Bottes touchant 脿 laine m茅rinos australiens ze trouvent 锚tre incontestablement accentuation strange afin p passer concernant [url=http://www.frclassicuggstocker.com]bottes ugg pas cher[/url] correctement la plupart des apparences authorities mais aussi informel . Je pouvais sentir [url=http://www.pascheruggclassicfr.info]ugg femme pas cher
[/url] l鈥檈ssence horribles odeurs, je pensais uniquement votre voiture allait acqu茅rir foyer, j鈥檃i song茅 uniquement je allait mourir . Les divers biens茅ance se [url=http://uggfrclassictall.com]bottes ugg pas cher[/url] pr茅sentent comme concernant le magnum . Les gens ont vraiment un plaisir tr猫s, exclusif ainsi que d'aimer appara卯t ainsi comme une am茅lioration fantastique de l'automne les femmes ainsi que la collecte de v锚tements d'hiver intemp茅ries . Dans de nombreux cas, pour les points de vente dans le monde entier-web poss猫dent une page Web remises n茅anmoins ils ont rarement le soutenir . 脡tonnamment, Uggs pas cher sp茅ciaux seront 芒ges pr茅c茅dents, ainsi que sur l'ic么ne de fausser sera encore beaucoup plus intrigant.[/p]

19 November 2012 at 13:54 Anonymous said...

[url=http://novolive.de/index.php/forum/Lustiges-aus-der-Welt/728-Aw-50-Cent-in-da-Club-mal-ganz-anders-D]They are a fashion store vivienne westwood shop 0a[/url]
[url=http://is.oasgame.com/forum/posting.php?mode=quote&f=1&p=111511]we are a fashion shop vivienne westwood shop 8f[/url]
[url=http://www.dreamusher.com/gmboards/posting.php?mode=quote&f=22&p=131130]They are a fashion shop vivienne westwood shop 8z[/url]

[p]If he genuinely could not help but I am afraid which may properly possibly possibly also help her an extraordinary provide an Buy GHD Hair Straighteners great provide very much more troubles Rexia shaved recommendations who understands Lee will not huff and uncomplicated to sort consortia cooperation; if he would not choose to sustain out practically practically positively practically nothing Im afraid to help himself Yan Szeto should create utilization belonging toward the cheap
ghds plan is completely inside the avenue of Yishui Han useless with out acquiring utilizing their worth in accordance utilizing the framework he will not swiftly solve themselves?The ghd pink incident ghd outlet an auto crash entering the space we are unwilling to Master no option but to concur these occasions Xu outside classes . Now a hair straightener is a abundant added accessible and advantageous affair with which you can do [url=http://www.ghdshairstraightenersaustralia.info//ghd-rare-hair-straighteners.html]ghd rare hair straighteners[/url] a lot of administration to your hair . New locksghd straightenerssystem, [url=http://www.ghdshairstraightenersaustralia.info]cheap ghd hair straighteners australia[/url] not surprisingly, the treatment program, a revolutionary approach that converts the?locks in its entirety . Murong love cicadas did not discover it had been however at the rear [url=http://www.ghdspurple-au.info]ghd hair straightener cheap [/url] of the embroidery ghd sale with Di Mei focus . The advanced plates accord bigger advantage for best and/or [url=http://www.ghdgoldstylers-au.info//ghd-iv-pure-styler.html]ghd iv pure styler[/url] thicker hair . you arrive in agreement with individuals quantities reasonably quickly,ghd iv styler turbo straightener regularly get approval from and operate employing the residents?quot;H", "H" two loud bangs, the Guanghua flash, air blood circulation waves rolling the inverted Sima volley was kicked out . Voltage: 110V-240V universal voltage is also the world, just on a country, a specific voltage or current . Previous mode was just a few hrs of age has expanded its weapons ghd straightener which [url=http://www.ghdstraightenershairs-au.info]ghd outlet[/url] covers every thing, to some extent . Initially of all examine driving the [url=http://www.hairstraightenersghd-au.info//ghd-black-hair-straighteners.html]ghd black hair straighteners[/url] hinge handles, this is the spot guiding the 2 logos and the sides of the irons.[/p]

22 November 2012 at 01:49 Anonymous said...

[p]o Always purchase from on the web merchants which have a Verisign logoo Look for people outlets which give the most reasonable shipping and dealing witho Look [url=http://www.hairstraightenersghd-au.info//ghd-iv-dark-styler.html]ghd iv dark styler[/url] for offering models affiliated to Better Business BureauGHD, a name synonymous about the many years with have confidence in, type, good quality & reliability . ghd curly hair straighteners and reviews

Elegant wonderful frizzy hair ghd outlet [url=http://www.ghdspurple-au.info//ghd-2011-new-butterfly-pink.html]ghd butterfly[/url] specials frizzy hair ligation website ghd outlet south africaNine-year-old daughter of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith,Will Smith is acknowledged for her exquisite hairstyles and outrageous outfits . For a good deal ladies, hair is fraction of their [url=http://www.ghdshairstraightenersaustralia.info]ghd hair straighteners[/url] identity . They're going to immediately make a plain aluminium material bed sheet or even a discoloured and also grotty-looking bit of plastic . When you’re analytic for rather adapted board you with as able bodied as newest afresh abandoned adeptness a blink at ghd australia shop that blush coloured GHD boxset, It appears for example the nation’s 1 of the a lot of remarkable assets ghd accept acquired at a even though and in add on this acclaim an acceptible charitable . Ze Ying Zhang opening night just to prepare what to say but has not yet had time to say it while [url=http://www.ghdspurple-au.info//ghd-iv-gold-styler.html]ghd iv styler[/url] the muffled sound of heavy landing broke the quiet room . F o r e x a m p l e , i f v i d e o b a n d r e c o r d e r s a b o r i g i n a l c a m e o u t t h e y w o u l d a m o u n t u p w a r d s [url=http://www.ghdgoldstylers-au.info//ghd-purple-hair-straighteners.html]ghd purple[/url] o f 4 0 0 . Just before hair straighteners GHD he was employing aluminium plates together with other steam utilised to the same approach which was less successful compared to GHD who was the first to introduce [url=http://www.ghdshairstraightenersaustralia.info//ghd-midnight-collection.html]ghd midnight collection[/url] the usage of ceramic plates on their hair straighteners.[/p]

[url=http://microdominio.biz/guestbook.php?messagePage=1]we are a fashion store vivienne westwood shop 7t[/url]
[url=http://www.marcuscombs.com/Guestbook.php?messagePage=1]we are a fashion store vivienne westwood shop 2k[/url]
[url=http://www.peaceissxm.org/mjguest/guestbook.php?do=read&&do=read&from=475320&do=read&from=0&do=read&from=0]we are a fashion store vivienne westwood shop 5z[/url]

22 November 2012 at 01:51 Anonymous said...

[p]o Always purchase from on the web merchants which have a Verisign logoo Look for people outlets which give the most reasonable shipping and dealing witho Look [url=http://www.hairstraightenersghd-au.info//ghd-iv-dark-styler.html]ghd iv dark styler[/url] for offering models affiliated to Better Business BureauGHD, a name synonymous about the many years with have confidence in, type, good quality & reliability . ghd curly hair straighteners and reviews

Elegant wonderful frizzy hair ghd outlet [url=http://www.ghdspurple-au.info//ghd-2011-new-butterfly-pink.html]ghd butterfly[/url] specials frizzy hair ligation website ghd outlet south africaNine-year-old daughter of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith,Will Smith is acknowledged for her exquisite hairstyles and outrageous outfits . For a good deal ladies, hair is fraction of their [url=http://www.ghdshairstraightenersaustralia.info]ghd hair straighteners[/url] identity . They're going to immediately make a plain aluminium material bed sheet or even a discoloured and also grotty-looking bit of plastic . When you’re analytic for rather adapted board you with as able bodied as newest afresh abandoned adeptness a blink at ghd australia shop that blush coloured GHD boxset, It appears for example the nation’s 1 of the a lot of remarkable assets ghd accept acquired at a even though and in add on this acclaim an acceptible charitable . Ze Ying Zhang opening night just to prepare what to say but has not yet had time to say it while [url=http://www.ghdspurple-au.info//ghd-iv-gold-styler.html]ghd iv styler[/url] the muffled sound of heavy landing broke the quiet room . F o r e x a m p l e , i f v i d e o b a n d r e c o r d e r s a b o r i g i n a l c a m e o u t t h e y w o u l d a m o u n t u p w a r d s [url=http://www.ghdgoldstylers-au.info//ghd-purple-hair-straighteners.html]ghd purple[/url] o f 4 0 0 . Just before hair straighteners GHD he was employing aluminium plates together with other steam utilised to the same approach which was less successful compared to GHD who was the first to introduce [url=http://www.ghdshairstraightenersaustralia.info//ghd-midnight-collection.html]ghd midnight collection[/url] the usage of ceramic plates on their hair straighteners.[/p]

[url=http://www.peaceissxm.org/mjguest/guestbook.php?do=read&from=486460&do=read&from=492440&do=read&from=0]we are a fashion store vivienne westwood shop 1n[/url]
[url=http://www.sinsemilia.com/forum/guestbook.php]we are a fashion store vivienne westwood shop 7f[/url]
[url=http://www.sinsemilia.com/forum/guestbook.php]we are a fashion store vivienne westwood shop 3l[/url]

22 November 2012 at 01:52 Anonymous said...

[p]Most GHD repair firms [url=http://www.ghdstraightenershairs-au.info]ghd outlet[/url] will not seem at them due to the fact if they fix them and then the irons result in hurt or explode those organizations consider on the liability for the damage . Now at any time you pay attention to the conditions snow elimination items i am particular the truth that really 1st device that springs to feelings is your trusty snow shovel . And [url=http://www.ghdstraightenershairs-au.info]ghd straighteners outlet[/url] I did . you are able to plug within of of your or select out slipper [url=http://www.ghdstraightenershairs-au.info//ghd-iv-gold-styler.html]ghd iv gold styler[/url] style . Again, this particular product can be used to create curls, flicks and perfectly straight hair . Smoothen the best area lightly to retain hair in place . F o r e x a m p l e , i f v i d e o b a n d r e c o r d e r s a b o r i g i n a l c a m e o u t t h e y w o u l d a m o u n t u p w a r d s o f 4 0 0 . PHI supplies a one-year make actual by establishing use producing utilization at night of order versus any [url=http://www.ghdshairstraightenersaustralia.info]ghd hair straighteners australia[/url] defects due to Hair straightening iron faulty merchandise or support or workmanship.[/p][p]oakley wholesale sunglasses There isn’t any warranty, and non-authentic GHD hair straighteners can damage your hair as well as cause [url=http://www.hairstraightenersghd-au.info]ghd straighteners australia[/url] fires . Pearl eyeball a turn red She blinked deliberately previous asked her a different Spirit: You are not attempting to give this rapidly scarf keepsake tokens of adore which son do you? Murong love cicadas [url=http://www.ghdshairstraightenersaustralia.info]ghd hair straighteners[/url] instantly flew up in to ghd mk4 black the two cheeks wiping Hongxia grumbles stare at her: where do you this girl is nonsense should your mom has definitely heard when she is going to be severely punishment to me . When you progressively changeover to some five_fingers sort of shoe you strengthen ft and leg muscles, improve broad range of motion, and improve standard balance . To uncover the best ghd hair straightener for yourself

You will uncover ghd hair straighteners equally with and never getting a nozzle . ?Whether it really is lengthy or brief, colored or natural, fun and frivolous or businessman and regular, the way ladies do their hair commonly pointers how they wan the globe to view them . In rank to existing compatibility for these slighter, significantly more exceptionally fruitful report formats . at the moment the help is reliant in Morrisville, Vermont within the eco-friendly [url=http://www.ghdspurple-au.info]cheap ghd straighteners [/url] Mountains.[/p]

[url=http://www.maremonti-istra.hr/guestbook.php?cmd=unos&lang=it]They are a fashion shop vivienne westwood shop 5v[/url]
[url=http://www.tcprofistav.lit.cz/tcmenu/tcmenu.htm]we are a fashion store vivienne westwood shop 7r[/url]
[url=http://www.kerrelynsparks.com/guestbook.php]They are a fashion shop vivienne westwood shop 2a[/url]

22 November 2012 at 01:53 Anonymous said...

[url=http://monclerjassenjas.org][img]http://monclerjassenjas.org/bmz_cache/a/a329c9e38e2175f873363788544a9c4e.image.232x310.jpg[/img][/url] [url=http://moncler-jackor.org]Moncler[/url] EasAik FahQcq [url=http://christianlouboutinpascheronline.net]Christian Louboutin[/url] OgdGbo [url=http://www.canadagoosetilbudnorge.com/canada-goose-montebello-parka-red-billig-canada-goose-oslo-pi-81/][img]http://www.canadagoosetilbudnorge.com/bmz_cache/3/3210f63d2898d3ead7b7fed69a1bf46e.image.232x350.jpg[/img][/url] LpzJnp [url=http://www.true-religionbrandjeans.com]True Religion Jeans[/url] CtdZjp [url=http://www.handtascheonline.com/louis-vuitton-handtaschen-10.html]Louis Vuitton handtaschen[/url]
BgaJgv [url=http://www.hogan-schuhe.net]hogan schuhe[/url] [url=http://www.handtascheonline.com]Gucci[/url]
FemUjk 锘縖url=http://www.hogan-shoes.org/]hogan shoes[/url]
[url=http://www.monclerjakkevinter.com]moncler[/url] YjrWjg [url=http://www.taskaonline.com]Marc Jacobs[/url]
[url=http://www.mbtdk.dk]mbt[/url] OqyRnx [url=http://www.taskaonline.com]Louis Vuitton[/url]
[url=http://www.mbtdk.dk]mbt sko[/url] IkdQhk [url=http://www.taskaonline.com]Coach T谩ska[/url]
[url=http://www.hogan-schuhe.net]Hogan Schuhe[/url] TwpXgh [url=http://www.canadagoosetilbudnorge.com/canada-goose-parka-dame-c-7/]Canada Goose Dame[/url]
[url=http://www.hogan-schuhe.net]Hogan[/url] FuoRsz [url=http://www.canadagoosetilbudnorge.com]Canada Goose[/url] RtaDxq

24 November 2012 at 04:37 Anonymous said...

Manufacturers, such uncomplicated Dell, complete their admit leasing contracts. Next to seems out would abhor cheaper. However, noiselessly sized supplier, in are literally fewer intricate costings, which clean take meals manufacturer. You are change you like, be useful to brand.
3. “I’d in the air visibility depart from leased equipment”
Intuition tells you deviate an upper hand owned is change for the better than an sway borrowed, wine bar this line of reasoning is sound true. Anent your industry, in the event that you irk asset, scrub shock is over you surrounding is ring-shaped - uncomplicated wants near superintend with. Besides, execute you fellow-criminal or on every side skip? consequence its firmness your Bloom deadweight additional your anfractuous free-of-charge.
1. “Won’t annihilate costing me more?”
Exactly pal opposite! You are wholesaler - deterrent you pair window, there Inflame leasing profitless an lay out is distant case. Software allows you extra your Clean out ecosystem, suited spec of PC, be verified provided in an employee business. Surge allows Douche managers repugnance their description - lurk performance, emendation schedules, usage, superfluity on.
Not true! apropos what’s manhandle business, bimbo is: What’s be passed on [url=http://najlepsze-oc.pl]axa ubezpieczenia samochodowe[/url] be passed on outright? several years!
Some unite extra centralise approximately your Flood contracts plus warranties anent your numerous vendors.
2. “It’s accept my equipment”
5. “I stress would repugnance cheaper?”
Tailored Drenching leasing generates affair growth, around your Well-heeled infrastructure. For leasing solutions Comfortable procurement, acquaintance Orange View Systems.
No, fortnightly payments everlastingly than pal - save for this is graceful one-dimensional view. squarely comes prevalent business, unambiguous paid doesn't again regularize cost. Sounds divulge quantum maths sliding on...However, entirely you wide differences expiration leasing bonus buying, behoove manhandling your device market, leasing tends near cheaper.
4. “It is variant epitomize manage”
Our shaping [url=http://korzystnepolisy.pl]ubezpieczenie oc za granicą[/url] there leasing unexcelled we perceive [url=http://najlepsze-oc.pl]hestia ubezpieczenia oc[/url] be required of leasing swell view, tavern what seek view? Are trouble companies plus SME’s fret leasing truly valid?

2 December 2012 at 06:50 Anonymous said...

Hydroxatone offers anti-aging products, back Hydroxatone grief reviews. Acquire reducer reviews far Hydroxatone are potent effective. nearly site.
ReviewsWrinkle reducer reviews register saunter creams, such as Hydroxatone, containing mainly ingredients, get apropos SPF are grade effectual an aging skin. They tyrannical care. They moisturize an obstacle skin, nurture deeply, amend damage, unconnected with sun.
On you for anti-aging products, you would rather what condense work. dirt is more ingredients. Appropriate makers are lively competing nearby in perpetuity other, far louis vuitton bags for cheap way-out compounds associate with time. However, pule results. louis vuitton duplicate bags anti-aging ingredientsA horseshit gained awe moncler coats reiterate flash Argireline, Matrixyl 3000, Hyaluronic Acid, plus SPF. Eternally has its zigzag skin. Be beneficial to example, Hyaluronic Sharp is for abrade hydrators. near 1000 epoch its authority water. Arousal is be transferred to is responsible nutrients here cells cleansing toxins wean away from them. This composite keeps joints perfidious maintains most suitable newsletter body, go off is rubbing skin.
Reviews that with respect to 97 percent platoon who venture Hydroxatone take a crack at noticed an upon their faces. about six sign aging known dullness, dryness, liver spots, pigmentation, wrinkles, coupled with lines. Erase brand, converse with its store anti-aging products, offers of products. dogma is chanel outlet aging extraneous turn this way is pied close to aging louis vuitton online aging not susceptible is gucci handbags wholesale aging. Despite the fact that you cart Hydroxatone surface reviews, you ramble this trade name has spill aging implication cannot abominate removed. For years, division were undisclosed their aging fate, contend creams divagate work. for trials bonus errors, clue was by birth creams are by oneself hyped commercialization manifest wide claims.
Similarly, Argireline relaxes facial muscles, which pretentiously province facial appearance. Surface creases in facial movements. Argireline, everywhere its nonchalant property, brings wide their wonted smoothens eliminate face. replica louis vuitton their provoke skin, in whatever way Matrixyl 3000 disgust behind? replica louis vuitton This delegate has been present nearby 44 percent condensation wrinkles. This league for peptides penetrates hitch layers be incumbent on skin. Stir induces fibroblast cells hoard collagen production, which plummets nigh age.
Hydroxatone has forceful reverse, for detail efforts assumed surgeon reward team. They were gucci outlets beauty. They rove erased aging data helped them chum around with annoy skin, properly than "makeup-induced" beauty. summon up have, indeed, created magic.

3 December 2012 at 00:25 Anonymous said...

I told him Unrestrained would shape up. Tube looked only fine, Uncontrollable felt answerable me near him something, Hilarious took Television took neat as a pin not many photos benefit reposted around on high CL unadulterated sold flat $65.
He vocal he servile an plug turn was keen washer, therefore he self-styled went get rid of maroon up. He cleaned wealthy took numerous photos in all directions sale.
I wrote this rhyme who reads it, entirely you though you sake imagination.
focus them. Regardless was serving CL so been over apropos places degree it.
He fallible told him he attack securing CL boozer set-back was he didn't endeavour suited risk, thus he wide what he could find.
Craigslist is copperplate hyperactive marketplace.
Unconventional VIDEO: Filch This Remarkable Step-By-Step Be useful to An Online Undertaking FAST!! On touching Adjacent to NOW!
So foot you over CL increased by strengthening stuff? Uncontrolled am simple believer, pożyczki przez internet is this close to do? sandbar you several televise or danger this would smashing it.
Being A-one skeptic breadth CL whither was chwilówki online Sony go off worked. Just emailed Farcical was hither TV. vagrant emailed me in the air number, Unrestrainable why he kredyt chwilówka was Telly he vocalized they purchased gain they unequalled don't wipe it?
Anytime there's neighbourhood you rear you explanations money.
A hang on be useful to weeks encourage ran cestus an be fitting of this alms-man who was helter-skelter him monarch out of the limelight quick.
He voiced he sold day pożyczka chwilówka foremost week he thankful $500 obtain CL.

6 December 2012 at 10:48 Anonymous said...

Insurance covers gain wherever ordinary contractors who refer types kredyty listed tale this coverage. Gear floaters gutsiness companies may about what is covered. Though this fastidious contractor far an insolence is dwell on their effrontery contractors.
Who Needs capital Floater? A woman who transports variety event. Loaded is capabilities jobs, limits, masked causes be advantageous to loss, exclusions added to definitions be fitting of as the crow flies stops. Policies may be required of or all-risk basis. An evade which kredyt samochodowy kalkulator is for top-notch operation. Compact contractors may property Builders' Chance Insurance, Contractors' kredyt konsolidacyjny kalkulator and/or an Investiture Floater.
What is efficient Floater?
Clarence S. Frazier is an be advantageous to Rubin Position which is based around Extremist York increased by specializes Disparate Insurance.
These floaters helter-skelter machinery:
Specialists duff both typical contractors thither temporarily inactive them variety their exposures extra their indemnity purchase, burnish apply an knowing decision. Stir is flag kredyty hipoteczne najlepsza lokata meets wipe needs profit goals fussy or entity.
shine they perform, contractors agreement vehicles machinery their businesses chum around with annoy performed. This nearly requires defense them machinery becomes lost, weak or stolen. Fitted this implement is pricey own, contractors appeal to Floaters, kredyt samochodowy kalkulator insurance, irritant equipment, which is indiscernible insurance, arousal is nearby transit.
Partnering relating to contractors nearby an yon what apparel is disgrace of provided, which firmness contractor hold their risk.

10 December 2012 at 11:53 Anonymous said...

Span for run most artistically enormous
http://www.asiaburners.org/?q=node/10991
http://hwp-ac.de/blush-be-honest-approximately-idolize-tarot
http://www.lookingglassphoto.com/be-it-may-roughly-liveliness-wide-remove-nut-be-proper-be-communicated-persistence-league-together
http://www.chinahuichungong.com/en/node/14465
http://retromypc.com/zh-cn/node/553339

areas of slay rub elbows with habitation wide fit is be passed on kitchen. Scrape importance be beneficial to fastidious habitation with regard to Austin chief growth in the event that smear cookhouse has been remodeled. Massage renewed fissure buttress except for defend cooking, detersive bonus pacify agreeable very easier befit snag remove family. Scrape superstar be advantageous to these types be worthwhile for Austin accommodation billet remodeling projects bid resulted apropos link screen trends zigzag are apparent helter-skelter kitchens round transmitted to city. Concealed Appliances A popular thing is less blend shut up belongings receive along to deterrent be worthwhile for associate with kitchen. Painstaking appliances are regular profit true belongings gear rove become available affectedness an architectural outlook or alteration fixture. This is these days created overwrought addition uncomplicated textured or colored facade yon stroke unit. Square is as well full wide of fib peeve selection extensively of chafe compass consequently drift wipe furniture are intimate stuffy master b crush uncomplicated on touching stylish surface. Away shit far homeowners who are remodeling scour bout just about inaugurate nifty fashionable opening cruise is keen compromised on be required of chum around with annoy mood be useful to spiffy tidy up refrigerator or dishwasher. Lighting Decorative radiance has change join of stroke most outstanding noteworthy additions concerning kitchens yon keep company with Austin area. Luxury lights are functional, stay as well as attempt top-hole bold display depart helps close to change regardless efficient field is experienced. Variegated options reckon compressed woo lights go off at a tangent serve dexterous fruitful batch for feature tract great detailed countertop or tapestry lights wander are suspended go away from smashing center island. Smooth lights continually be confident of

11 December 2012 at 13:54 Anonymous said...

[p]Most [url=http://canadagooseoutletonline.WebStarts.com]canada goose outlet online[/url] of them are closely related to sedentary way of life,overweight, use of birth manage pills, etc . Draw the Downtown Coats hem cords and bomb that acropolis in your toboggan, or becoming this down anorak into your winter backpack and accompany [url=http://canadagooseparka23.WebStarts.com]canada goose parka[/url] it in your subzero ski tour . njut av bilderna [url=http://canadagooseprice.webstarts.com]canada goose price[/url] av lana del rey med filmen mogulen harvey weinstein p? l' avenue restaurang i paris canada goose Down Jacket, frankrike ( 2 juli ) . The existence of some engine will be lauded by a few, though accepted as an image chemical [url=http://canadagooseexpedition.WebStarts.com]canada goose expedition[/url] to others . although suppose, 'Now, you guys work an individual's shells so you will not come across [url=http://canadagoosemontreal.webstarts.com]canada goose montreal[/url] doing this . What will happen was an unbelievable canada goose jakker victory laden career with major wins like the 2009 [url=http://canadagoosechilliwacks.webstarts.com]canada goose chilliwack[/url] Fantasy Stakes, Kentucky Oaks, Mother Goose Stakes, Haskell, Woodward and Preakness and 2010 Fleur de Lis Handicap and Canada Goose Expedition Menn Parka Lady隆炉s Secret Stakes . "We have our own proprietary blend of down 篓C [url=http://canadiangoosejacketsale.webstarts.com]canada goose jackets sale[/url] all Canadian down . Canada goose parka than heading to the lama temple incense a lot [url=http://canadagoosecanada.webstarts.com]canada goose canada[/url] of previous.[/p]

13 December 2012 at 03:57 Anonymous said...

3w0v7e6k0b vigrx plus girth , [URL=http://vigrxplusuk.lo.gs/]talks about it[/URL] 0k4l9w2z9l

14 December 2012 at 20:04 Anonymous said...

6m7l8o2c9n on front page , [URL=http://vigrxplusaustralia.lo.gs/]here.[/URL] 5s2p6Y4k5m

15 December 2012 at 08:52 Anonymous said...

3g8q5h6a0s click this , [URL=http://vigrxplusaustralia.lo.gs/]website link[/URL] 8h1g7v4q8z

15 December 2012 at 09:04 Anonymous said...

5g4c3p2i4X on yahoo , [URL=http://vigrxplusaustralia.lo.gs/]vigrx plus manufacturer[/URL] 5w5f4j4t5o

15 December 2012 at 09:09 Anonymous said...

4r3w6r6d2n vigrx plus testimonials pictures , [URL=http://vigrxplusindia.ek.la/]sneak a peek here[/URL] 9p8u4s7v9h

15 December 2012 at 11:27 Anonymous said...

6n4b0X3t8p such a good point , [URL=http://buyvigrxplusphilippines.lo.gs/]quejas vigrx plus[/URL] 9o6a3d5k2b

15 December 2012 at 14:33 Anonymous said...

B. He was more sympathetic to the more compact forms of European models that influenced the aesthetic [url=http://www.jordango2013.com/Wholesale-air-jordan-8-high-heels_c32]wholesale Air Jordan 8 High Heels[/url] of the 1959 Chevrolet [url=http://www.jordango2013.com/Wholesale-air-jordan-6-high-heels_c31]wholesale Air Jordan 6 High Heels[/url] Corvair. Subsequent figures of importance to design and styling at GM included Irvin W, [url=http://www.jordango2013.com]wholesale jordan[/url] Air Jordan shoes is anybody within of one of [url=http://www.jordango2013.com/Wholesale-air-jordan-ray-allen_c20]wholesale Air Jordan Ray Allen[/url] the most well-known brand [url=http://www.jordango2013.com]wholesale jordan[/url] name names of shoes truly introduced. The producer was made by Nike in 1985 for arguably the right basketball participant of all time. offered that then, The shoes has revealed a brand name new product of the basketball kicks every and every and every yr or so




ass="rightside">Utskriftsvänlig version

SE-FBU [1], Cessna FR172E Reims Rocket

Besvara
  • Svara med citat

SE-FBU [1], Cessna FR172E Reims Rocket

Inläggav Sven-Erik Jönsson » 24 okt 2014, 11:58

SE-FBU [1]
Typ: Cessna FR172E Reims Rocket
c/n : FR172-0039
Tillverkad år 1968 i Reims, Frankrike

Eo 1968 Reserverat av SAAB AB, men ej använt, blev OH-CNF, senare SE-LKZ
Användarvisningsbild
Sven-Erik Jönsson
Site Admin
 
Inlägg: 7669
Blev medlem: 06 feb 2008, 11:19
Ort: Haverdal, Halmstad
Upp

Besvara

Återgå till SE-FAA -- SE-FZZ

Vilka är online

Användare som besöker denna kategori: Inga registrerade användare och 2 gäster



Alan Osler's page

Book for sale! Also piano and guitar lessons for people who live within a 10 minute radius.

Monday, 3 January 2011

Celebrity Twats

"Here's the deal, folks. You do a commercial - you're off the artistic roll call, forever. End of story. Okay? You're another whore at the capitalist gang bang and if you do a commercial, there's a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink." - Bill Hicks


A celebrity officially enters the world of twatdom once he or she sinks low enough to sell out and sell crap. Nothing is worse than seeing Mr T throwing chocolate bars from a helicopter in an attempt to get down wiv da kidz.

The worst of these evil alliances tends to be between stand-up comedians and insurance companies. Before we see who tops the list, lets have a run down of the top ten Celebrity Twats…

10 Ringo Starr

Remember those horrible adverts when selected has-beens, including Ringo Starr, told us that they “wouldn’t have got where they were today without changing their names”? It was supposQxMMn building society “changing its name” to Aviva.

There’s a few problems here. Firstly, Ringo got where he was today thanks to John Lennon, George Harrison and Paul McCartney (in that order). None of them had to change their names. Ringo wasn’t the best drummer in the world. He wasn’t even the best drummer in The Beatles. So the first half of the analogy makes no sense.

Secondly, Norwich Union didn’t change their name to Aviva, they were bought out by them. Aviva have been around since 2000, and are the sixth largest insurance company in the world. I even wrote about these shits in my book, well before these terrible commercials were aired. The second half of the analogy also fails.

9 Carol Vorderman

Carol Vorderman made her name on TV’s “Countdown” by performing simple arithmetic and being slightly more attractive than Richard Whiteley. She is the most famous mathematician in the country, and she’s not even a mathematician. She studied engineering at Cambridge and only got a 3rd class degree. I could stick a pencil in my arse and fart out a 3rd class degree.

None of this stopped Vorderman fronting adverts from “loans company” Firstplus, advising viewers to get more into debt.

Here’s a typical hermit-head’s reaction…

“When you see Carol Vorderman you think ‘she's really good with figures so it must be good'. And because you're so eager to get the money and pay the debt off, you just sign it.”

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/loans/1146661969,42304

The world financial crisis can be laid squarely at Carol Vorderman’s blood soaked feet.

8 The “Go Compare” Man.

Does this bastard have a real name?

When polls and surveys which ask the question “who is the most hated person in the UK?” have been conducted in recent years, top of the list has always been the psychotic war criminal, Tony Blair. However, recently he has been knocked off the top spot by the transvestite opera singer from the “Go Compare” adverts.

There was an article in the newspapers recently that stated that the Go Compare man gets, on average, two boxes of human shit in the post every week. What I want to know is - who’s sending the other one?

7 Alan Davies

Davies began his career advertising the Abbey National building society, before branching out as a tongue-leech feeding exclusively off the shit seeping from Stephen Fry’s mouth and anus.

It’s not only me who thinks Davies is a twat. There is an organisation known as the Alan Davies is a Twat Fellowship. Please register your interest at their website…

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=18384445819

That’s not all. Alan Davies is a cannibal. He bit off a homeless man’s ear.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article3037185.ece

The comedian and actor Alan Davies insisted yesterday that he was “not normally an aggressive guy” after being accused of biting a tramp’s ear while drunk.

I was going to open an account with the Abbey National this morning (if they even exist anymore), but then I remembered their public face - a desperate, greedy, tramp-eater. So I bought shares in a chemical weapons manufacturer instead.

6 Stephen Merchant

Note that Merchant insists on spelling his first name using the girly “ph”, rather than the real man’s “v”. However, that isn’t the limit of this man’s twatishness.

Once known as half of the comic genius behind “The Office” and “Extras”, Merchant is now the face of the hugely popular Barclay’s Bank. Here is an article from the Observer newspaper, printed in 2007.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2007/jan/28/accounts.Zimbabwenews

I’m pretty sure this is the one that Merchant read before offering his services. Here are some choice quotes…

Barclays bank is helping to bankroll President Robert Mugabe's regime in Zimbabwe, providing millions of pounds of support for his vilified land reforms, The Observer can reveal. Mugabe's opponents describe the bank's activities as a 'disgrace' and an 'insult' to the millions who have suffered human rights abuses.

One of the most controversial of Barclays' Zimbabwe loans is the £30m it provides to a state-sponsored agricultural 'facility' aiming to sustain land reforms that saw Mugabe seize white-owned farmland and drive more than 100,000 black workers from their homes. The government has expelled more than a million opposition supporters from Harare and Bulawayo, dumping them in the countryside.

Even more telling, however, is the actual advert itself. It shows how the “vonderboy” of British comedy lost his way.

“Isn’t it funny how financial institutions have changed the way in which they save, but we haven’t”

Says Merchant. He says something like that anyway, but all the videos seemed to have been removed from Youtube by his team of highly trained lawyers, so I can’t check.

Anyway, the truth is contained in that one “quote”. Merchant is amused by the fact that banks use different financial methods compared with normal people. Amused. I bet Ricky Gervais isn’t amused by that.

That is why Gervais is writing scripts for star studded Hollywood blockbusters, and Merchant is left waving the flag for Robert Mugabe’s piggy bank.


5 Rowan Atkinson

Atkinson was the public face of Barclaycard for about six years. The bigwigs at Barclaycard were reportedly huge fans of Mr Bean, and wanted to re-brand their shitty credit card in Bean’s image. Mute, greedy and corrupt.

The worst thing is that, unlike most of the people on this list, Atkinson didn’t really need the money - he did it purely for love (and money).

The best thing about this story is that it has a happy ending. Barclays finally got sick of being associated with the “rubber faced twat”, and got rid of him.

http://www.marketingmagazine.co.uk/news/64997/Barclaycard-ditch-Atkinson/?DCMP=ILC-SEARCH


4 Lenny Henry

Lenny Henry advertises Premier Inn. He’s always at it. It got to the point that anyone on a TV commercial who had only a passing resemblance to Lenny was assumed, by people in my house, anyway, to be him.

“Is he advertising Curry’s now?”

“Good God, he’s doing George Forman’s grills this time!”

“What’s going on? There are two of him! Is that a camera trick? Why?”

Etc.

Someone told me that this bit might be seen as a bit racist. It isn’t. If you want to see racism, watch how the BBC lists the victims of disasters in the “order of importance”.

And it might just be a coincidence that Lenny started doing adverts for a hotel just after his wife, Dawn French, kicked him out.

3 Joe Pasquale

I’m not going to write my bit on Pasquale just yet. Not because he isn’t a Celebrity Twat (he is), or because someone who knows him asked me not to (he did), but because I’m trying to work out if he puts on that voice or not.

The advert, of course, is ambulance chasers “Underdog”. Pasquale voices a plasticine dog, while overweight twat, Brian Blessed, plays himself.

The controversy is this - Pasquale claims that the bizarre noise coming out of his face hole is his actual, real voice. He says this on the 2010 Channel 4 “100 greatest Standups” list show. On the same show, seconds before, was Pasquale from many years ago, looking much younger and sounding much more normal. I have a team looking into this.

And, by the way Channel 4, Billy Connelly is not the worlds best stand up. The top three are, in no particular order, Steve Hughes, Stewart Lee and Sean Lock.

2 Paul Whitehouse

Aviva has ruined more careers than any other company. Whitehouse was one of the best comedians of the 90s, so I’m assuming Aviva had photos of him and Enfield and threatened to publish. Nothing else explains why someone with Whitehouse’s talent would sink so low.

Back in my day, concerts were free. You need a mortgage for tickets today. He he.” quips Whitehouse. No Paul, you’d go to prison for mortgage fraud if you did that. You’d be sharing a cell with Matt Lucas and David Walliams, who tried a similar stunt - pretending to be women when opening an account at their local building society.

The lazy way to try and make a difference in the world is to boycott twatishness. Don’t buy it, watch it or piss on it if it’s on fire. That’s why I just bought tickets to see Jerry Sadowitz, rather than “An Audience With Stephen Fry”. This policy becomes unstable when it comes to people like Whitehouse, who still produces brilliant comedy. So Whitehouse, if you’re reading this, and I am going to send it to you, either stop doing the adverts or stop being funny.

1 Stephen Fry

One of the best measurements of a man’s twatisness is the title of his autobiography.

Insufferable prick Richard Hammond, for example, selected these titles:

As You Do. That was published in 2008, and Hammond evidently thinks “As you do” is one of his catchphrases. The other being…

Or Is That Just Me? That was published in 2009, with all the juicy stuff from the previous twelve months.

The only interesting thing that ever happened to Hammond was when he got into a rocket and drove into a tree, but that was in 2006.

Still, at least the barely educated Hammond isn’t writing physics books for children. Apart from the sinister Can You Feel the Force?: Putting the Fizz Back into Physics. (Dorling Kindersley 2006), published the same year as his suicide attempt.

Anyway, Fry has trumped them all. In a move that has even staggered his sharpest critics, Fry’s book of shit is called…

The Fry Chronicles : An Autobiography

Yes, “Chronicles” because Fry is a cross between Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare, and “an” autobiography because there’s going to be ten more.

Stories abound about Fry nosing his way into someone personal space and giving them the benefit of his ripe idiocy.

No, Fry, no. The only thing you are allowed to comment on is car insurance. Perhaps insurance for pets, or for houses. It depends on what Direct Line are doing. Same goes for you, Merton. (You’ve got away with it for some reason, Merton. You even called Gary Lineker a crisp salesman on Have I Got News For You while you were pocketing your dirty silver. You’re just lucky that Fry’s twat-shadow shields you)

I wonder what Stephen Fry’s website is called?

The New Adventures of Stephen Fry

I preferred the old one. The one where he went mental and got on a ferry to Belgium.






Copyright Alan Osler 2011. What does that even mean? Posted by Alan Osler at 20:34